Johnno

Monday, January 22, 2007

As useful as ........................

..... screen windows on a submarine.
......a wheel on a crutch.
......an ashtray on a motorcycle
......a one armed wallpaper hanger.
......a one-legged tightrope walker.
......a chocolate teapot.
......a hat full of arseholes.
..... tits on a bull.
..... a three dollar note
..... an ejection seat in a helicopter.
..... a map of the Sahara.
..... a wet towel.
..... a sundial in a mineshaft.
..... a Volkswagen radiator.
..... a bicycle to a fish.
..... a toothbrush to a turtledove.

I couldn't find a collation of these, so decided to do it myself. Additions welcome.

3 Comments:

  • ... a bicycle to a fish.

    By Anonymous Winston, at 10:29 pm  

  • A blogger with buggerall to do?

    :)

    Damn it, Johnno. Who but an Aussie would go looking for a collection of these things? They're about as useful as a toothbrush to a turtledove.

    By Blogger Mike Golby, at 2:30 am  

  • Added!

    Thankyou fellows, consider this a "live" post.

    By Blogger Johnno, at 6:19 pm  

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