Blue assed and red assed baboons

Commenting on the US elections on the Usenet Subgenius mailing list alt.slack

Every few years they make a red-assed baboon and a blue-assed baboon
fight, and the winner gets to be king. Some people think red-assed
baboons are angels and blue-assed baboons are devils, and some people
think just the opposite. But whichever one wins is still only a baboon,
which only knows one trick - stealing your wallet.

And you can quote me.

Nenslo

Nenslo is the satirist's satirist.